Thursday, 10 November 2011

Negotiations await...

Whilst all seems quiet on the battlefields of the great war, it would seem that forces were recuperating and the victorious side were awaiting contact, for negotiations to begin for the return of the treasures these foolish little boys lost so carelessly. However, alas, no contact was made, and instead forces lead by the notorious judas clark, have been *attempting* a rebuttal. Instead of a dignified, civil course of action, crybaby judas has been plotting, like the pre-pubescent little girl he truly is. His undignified, embarrassing actions have brought him to the lowly actions of attempted theft, slander and trickery, and each pathetic attempt has just pushed him further away from the treasure he so greatly seeks.

Your self-appointing web masters have seen the carnage on the battlefields, and are appalled by the dirty tactics; the world watched on as within the hockey club friend became foe and fingers began pointing to discover who is to blame. The in-house squabbling of these little schoolboys is an utter disappointment to be seen by all, and even a CSM dignitary and ex president expressed his disgust in the melodramatic, theatrical reactions, particularly from our vey own Judas. We can announce that there are a number of soldiers involved in the release of their oh so valued treasure; these include Private Bomber, Private Pecs and Private Judas.

We await contact from a representative of the opposition when negotiations for a truce may begin; we suggest NOT sending emotional melodramatic truro players - as to be honest we are all bored of this and really really, don't care that much. until then...

xoxo

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