Now we are all aware our beloved 1st XI hockey captain spends as much time looking in the mirror as he can get away with, but can you imagine finding Dicky(less) pampering himself to the point of using a face mask? OK, yes is the obvious answer, but it was still a shock to find this CSM boy(?) lathered up with Boots' finest facial cosmetics. Upon questioning it was revealed "My beard was getting itchy". On your bike Dicky, everyone knows you don't grow hair anywhere else but your vagina.
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