The new President ran into trouble on Friday after false allegations that he had sexual relations with up to 7 freshers in the space of a week. The psychologically unstable woman making the accusations was seen to have struck our president leaving him in a critical condition. The ambulance was quickly on scene and Clinton was treated for possible testicular torsion.
This event comes in tough times for Laddafi Clinton as it was also heard that the president has come under flack from the university about his excessive drinking and partying in recent weeks. He was unable to comment on this due to holiday leave...
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