Richard Foy appeared to creep rather silently into the club’s 1st XI as a quiet lad who looked like he had joined accidentally and decided to make the best of the situation. Luckily for us he settled with hockey and blossomed a little more with every game he played. Despite getting into a terrible half season long habit of passing directly to the oppositions centre forwards, regularly winning himself the fitting ‘dick(y) of the day’ award, he persevered and gradually became the top defender he can claim to be today.
It didn’t take long for Richard to become one of CSM’s favourite team mates on and off the pitch; his bright attitude and sharp wit earning himself a place in everyone’s hearts. Richard’s attitude to life can be summed up almost perfectly in one special picture which depicts him swan diving in the nude in front of hundreds of people – a jovial character with seemingly no sense of humility Richard truly is a valuable asset to the CSM hockey club.
Richard’s passion for hockey is currently matched only by his obsession for himself - he is often seen sweating it out in the gym sculpting his beach ready body in the mirror and is fully prepared to take pictures of himself at any time. Come shower time when Richard ‘The Body’ Foy undresses one is often able to find Jamie Clark salivating in the corner, doing all he can with his towel to cover his lust. However, despite the male attention, Richard has also grown accustomed to interest from the girls of Falmouth and is often seen returning home with a scantily clad lovely in his arms. Often these girls become casual flings, of course, that is, until Richard’s ego destroys it and he gets bored (HB). After he ups and leaves to find another fresh piece of meat, leaving his previous conquest in tatters and in one particular case with a strong dislike for hockey boys, Richard can often be found prowling the dance floors of Remedies and Club I looking like he belongs in an episode of Jersey Shore.
On his travels through the Land of Poon Richard crossed paths with many a beast but none matched up to the sexual prowess of The Cougar. Unabashed by this encounter Richard decided to try taming The Cougar by having yet another fling – needless to say the claw marks never went unnoticed in the hockey changing rooms. Eventually this fling appeared to fizzle out so it can only be assumed that the man mountain had failed in his taming attempt – and so he moved onwards to safer ground and can now be found with a luscious blonde fresher who will no doubt be willing to take countless topless photographs of him.
Despite his vanity and lust for himself Richard has always been a loyal, team player for CSM. Although if he had it his way the whole team would be comprised of his clones, probably topless, we can all be thankful that there is at least one Richard Foy to hold the defensive line.
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