Player Profile - William Spain

The Spanish Armada set sail for CSM Hockey early in his first year after presenting himself in a delightful South Tracksuit and with rumors of representing his country, much to the approval of current players

On debut, Spain did not fail to disappoint, dazzling players with both skill and speed. But it was off the pitch that he truly impressed ,namely the showers, here he revealed to us all he was a big deal. This was greatly approved by Gaymie, who finally spied a big white fillet of cod worth battering.

Spain was a tremendous player both on and of the pitch, but sadly unable to adhere to the rule of 'don't shit where you eat'.... school boy error, meant he had some rather intimate experiences with his flat mates, oh well at least the walk of shame was short. Targeted early on, his lack of knowledge of rules such as 'Tell her' led him into the firing line Tegan.. all it took was one swift comment about her 'Tuna Canoe' and he was in there, sealing the deal on Halloween.

His grasp of time is one that has troubled many a captain! His penchant for alcohol and other mind altering substances, along with his inability to stay in, often lead to regular games of 'Wheres Willy' on a Saturday morning. A game enjoyed by all. Amazingly however this never seems to affect his performance on the pitch. One can dream of what a sober Will Spain must be like at hockey.

But it wasn't long before he found love, he didn't have to look far as she too was a hockey player. Their relationship has blossomed and the two of them are rarely found apart, despite Samantha Page's influence his time keeping is yet to improve. Might I suggest a watch or a mahoosive alarm clock as a suitable Christmas present!

None the less, a player loved by all, whose charm and character have been welcomed by the hockey team who hope he continues to be the source of much amusement.