Fraser McQueen joined CSM hockey with limited experience of the game of hockey, but he did have more enthusiasm than Tegan when she saw the new crop of 1st team meat. Indeed his early exploits tended to employ the rules one might find on a rugby pitch as opposed to a hockey pitch. Nevertheless Fraser has developed his skills into becoming the fiercest, and maybe stupidest, tackler in the clubs history. He has been hit in the head or knee more times than Michael Cockerill has flown First Class.
When Fraser arrived he brought with him a lovely young lady with whom we all had affection and while the demise of this relationship has been well documented I see no need to pile anything on here. Recent performances have more than balanced the status quo so to speak, with a list of conquests that would make us all ‘CHUNDER EVERYWHERE’ – Wait a second............
Fraser did develop the rather bad habit of leaving nights out early, which earned him the nickname ‘Pre-Queen McQueen’, something which he denies but we can all vouch for and one that has stuck since! He was indeed one of the smartest in his first year on that course he does digging stuff up. However we see this as no excuse not to attend Church on a Thursday. Thankfully recent attendance has been up on previous years and we hope that the recession of Frasers working hours continues as his company is always welcomed and greatly enjoyed. Indeed since becoming single I would have to say that he has made a sensational effort to catch up on other 1st team members’ second hand pune. Good job Fraser just remember to go get checked!
Never the one to be shy Fraser has several rather grotesque habits, including; displaying his ‘Black Booty’ when in the showers after games, along with talking about how his likes to make girls happy by licking their arse holes. Still, if it was the tidiest genitalia you have ever seen….
Fraser has recently begun wearing a turbanesque bandana during matches; I speculate that this may be something to show the close bond between defender and Goalkeeper? His comical appearance will be little consolation however when you are looking at it from the small of your back when he has found you wanting.
Ever the team player, I find it hard to remember a match without Fraser’s presence. He has evolved from trainee to master of the CSM defence, indeed I think that even Flacid Mike comes second to the amount of nights Fraser has earned the right to drink Meg’s sweet nectar.
Fraser took the role of club president this season, not that he has mentioned it to a soul. Quite what this positions means I (and he) are still trying to work out as Tom Drake and Ant Bennett never seemed to do much but moan all day. Silence seems golden.
Girls, if you discover this Dog on your travels, approach with care and be prepared to get destroyed! P.S. Remember to maintain your lady garden.
Fraser will be an irreplaceable member of the club and I just want to thank him for his services to hockey and to BANTER!!!
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