Our favourite, party hosting, vagabond miner, as seen in the picture above, is demonstrating the latest technologies developed to remove ones self from 'the cave'. This cave's core is situated in Paris, but networks globally. Lured in by the magic of Carling, and the promise of no strings attached, we see this brave miner putting his will to the test by hoisting himself up out of this treacherous cavern, being careful to avoid any creatures of the dark trying to drag him back down. This photo was taken at 2.03am on the 5/12/10 by the Genie who owns the cave, we are unsure of progress made since however. We can only hope and pray. God be with you, thou art a true explorer.