
News has just been received that our very own Sneaky Prawn has been witnessed tying the knot in a township just outside Michael Cockerill's Family compound. She intended to spend the wedding night being beaten with her cornish beasts rock hammer, however, having been denied entry to The Cockerill estate; Ms. Fenwick or rather Mrs. Beasley as she is now known, spent the night sleeping rough and dreaming of where the duvet could be!
How long will this Honeymoon period last without arrest? Keep checking for updates.
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