Its a sad day in Falmouth for CSM Hockey

It is with regret that I have to inform the readership of the tragic news that James Rough was last night captured by the Cougar! While details are scarce and his current condition unknown we can be certain that the Cougar inflicted severe damage and Mr. Rough is in a serious condition from which he may not recover.

We would like to take this time to issue a public service notice to the effect that under NO circumstances should the Cougar be approached. It is very dangerous and still believed to be on the prowl for more fresh meat. A Mountain Ranger Emergency Response Team is en route to Falmouth to guard the town this saturday night and possibly for the foreseeable future.

The games this weekend will begin after a 2 minute silence has been observed in memory of what was once a highly respected and loved member of the CSM Hockey Club.

R.I.P.