Falmouth President following Clinton's example!!!

So it appears that the lucky number 7 spot was claimed not by a 1st team player but rather an occasional 3rd teamer and regular CSM footballer. Is seems as though Miss Saggers has finally quenched her thirst for hockey boys, for now at least, and has moved on to the lesser species of sportsman. Now we all know Andrew Thomas Edmonds, Falmouth President, and self confessed party boy, but, we may not have expected him to follow so hotly in his idol Bill's footsteps!!!

On Friday eve and Saturday morn of this week past, President Edmonds succeeded in throwning his west country package into the 'vast expanse' referred to in previous posts. Word has it that he enjoyed himself greatly and is ready to fight any impeachment attempt that may arise from his promiscuous escapade!

A footnote to the above is the question of whether a young Scotsman will attempt an assassination in the coming days in retaliation for the violation of his fine Lady Macbeth to be. Only time will tell.....

Godspeed Mr President, play safe, and Don't forget to pop into the FXU office on the way to work to pick up a little pee pot!

Out.